How to tell a story.

Here’s some stolen advice. (The larceny makes it taste sweeter.)

There’s a story here. (From Oliver’s Instaspam.)

Ready?

The answer is yes.

That’s the whole story.

I learned how to tell stories from Nick. Not the Nick you’re thinking of, though. I never talked about this Nick before. The Nick you’re thinking of endears himself to women by offending them…