Never grocery shop on an empty psyche.

The dangers of mixing existential crises and low blood sugar.

Photo by Kyle Glenn on Unsplash

One of the ways I trick myself into believing that I still haven’t grown up is by going “grocery shopping” without a “list.” I also indulge in random acts of air quotes to fake myself into thinking I’m being ironic when I’m being serious, which worked great until I stopped being able to tell the…