The internet is odd.

In “real life,” as it were, I would have to respect this with at least some kind of facial expression before walking away.

In these virtual landscapes, I can simply stop talking to you, and leave you to believe exactly what you like…. Which is kind of a win-win, if you think about it. Or, rather, if I think about it.

Strange, really.

Especially since I am not just not talking. I’m not feeling wise today.

If you deign to respond, I know how this is going to go. So I’ll save me a lot of time typing and you a lot of time reading by using this picture whenever you’ve got it right:

Although, between the two of us, thee and me, why don’t we skip the chatter, and go straight for the end:

You risk discommendation.

The best part of being a mime is never having to say I’m sorry.

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